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September 21, 2005

I'm Running for President

I have decided to run for President of the United States of America in 2016. And not because I have a chance of winning or anything. I'm going to do this because the way I figure it, when you become a contender for the Presidency, you can then get any job you ever want.

Think of how that looks next to Home Depot on your resume. FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.

Looks nice, doesn't it?

Can you imagine that coming up at a job interview? "Well, Mr. Thompson, it says here you worked for 7-Eleven...and you don't have experience in running one of Mr. Trump's companies...but, ah, what the heck, you ran for President! We'll see you Monday!"

Yes, folks, on 2016, my life will change forever. You can go ahead and begin contributing to the Thompson Campaign. I'll even sign T-Shirts.

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Comments

LOL! Good point though.

Posted by: Laura | September 21, 2005

This sounds like a really, really good idea.

Haha, you can all try to determine the amount of irony in this comment :D

Well, the idea would be even cooler if you would turn out being the winner.

Posted by: Mathias | September 22, 2005

HAHA! That's hilarious! Hope u succeed :)

Posted by: kiki | September 22, 2005

I'll vote for you! I miss you terribly at work and what's new on your mind? I need your thoughts for the day!!! Get busy and remember I said do not stop writing.

Posted by: Tracy | September 26, 2005